The Vehicularly Homicidal Noble Pen Newsletter, March 31st, 2011

Noble Pen Meeting

March 31st, 2011
Scott’s Family┬áRestaurant
1906 Blairs Ferry Rd NE, Cedar Rapids

I have found it easier to identify with the characters who verge upon hysteria, who were frightened of life, who were desperate to reach out to another person. But these seemingly fragile people are the strong people really.
–Tennessee Williams

Victories

Ian did a thing with another thing, neither of which I clearly understand.

Ciuin has to write a declaration, press pack, and a letter to invite the Artists Initiative spokesperson, a person who is not Roma, but looks like he is.

The USGS has made a correction based on mistake that Bill found. Due to a snowball effect, we will be forced to cede Detroit to Ontario. So far, Ontario has refused.

News

Ambrose Bierce sucks at humor.–Samuel L Clemens

From Mandy Hubbard, slush works.

In a role reversal spectacular Barry Eisler turned down a $500,000 book deal in order to self publish while self-published superstar Amanda Hocking signed a $2Million, 4 book deal with St. Martin.

Upcoming Schedule

March 31st
(8) Tyree
(8)Ciuin
(8)Shannon

April 7th
(8)Nick
(8)Kris
(8)Mark

April 14th
(8)Tony
(9) Tyree
(9) Ciuin

April 27th
(9)Kris
(9)Shannon
(9)Tony

Keep Writing, Penites.

Shannon