Noble Pen Meeting
October 14th, 2010
The Family Restaurant formerly known as Happy Chef, 1906 Blairs Ferry Rd NE, Cedar Rapids
Those who are regular followers of the doings of Arthur Dent may have received an impression of his character and habits which, while it includes the truth and, of course, nothing but the truth, falls somewhat short, in its composition, of the whole truth in all its glorious aspects.
And the reasons for this are obvious. Editing, selection, the need to balance that which is interesting with that which is relevant and cut out all the tedious happenstance.
Like this for instance. “Arthur Dent went to bed. He went up the stairs, all fifteen of them, opened the door, went into his room, took off his shoes and socks and then all the rest of his clothes one by one and left them in a neatly crumpled heap on the floor. He put on his pyjamas, the blue ones with the stripe. He washed his face and hands, cleaned his teeth, went to the lavatory, realized that he had once again got this all in the wrong order, had to wash his hands again and went to bed. He read for fifteen minutes, spending the first ten minutes of that trying to work out where in the book he had got to the previous night, then he turned out the light and within a minute or so more was asleep.
“It was dark. He lay on his left side for a good hour…
It’s guff. It doesn’t advance the action. It makes for nice fat books such as the American market thrives on, but it doesn’t actually get you anywhere. You don’t, in short, want to know.
–Douglas Adams, So Long and Thanks For All the Fish
Editor’s note: Condensed as it is, this quote is a little longer than usual, but it’s a good example of when not to show everything. If you wish to read the whole passage, it is the beginning of Chapter 25.
Victories
Colin joined us.
At 126,000 words, Kris finished her novel on Tuesday at 1:30 in the morning, which is probably one of the better things a person can be doing at that time of day.
Dylan finished the first draft of Flight, but he was voted out of his writing contest and forced to burn his bikini top.
Tony’s story The Tunnels of St. Lucy’s will make an appearance in a Sams Dot publication, but his most recent flash fiction piece was rejected.
Ciuin has gotten a professional referral to two agents. Perhaps soon, people around the world will be crying like a little girl with a skinned knee, as I did as I read the final chapters.
News
I was going to show you How to Become an Writer – The Loser’s Guide, but it hit too close to home.
This is how a writer applies for a job: Hunter S. Thompson’s 1958 cover letter to the Vancouver Sun.
Some guy in South American won the Noble Prize in Literature but OMG THE NEW YORK POST FOUND THE HAND MODEL FROM THE TWILIGHT COVER. I’m speechless.
Housekeeping
Scheduling
Okay, I have completed part of of my plan for scheduling in rounds, and hopefully, the new schedule will make sense and seem fair to everyone. I put a (1) next to the people who asked for slots in round one and a (2) next to people who asked for a slot last night.
I still might have to shift around round 2 a bit, because I have not heard back from Tyree who is out of state.
Upcoming Schedule
October 14th
Tony
Ciuin
Dave
October 21
Shannon
(1)Nick
(1)Mark
October 28
Tyree
(1)Shannon
(1)Dylan
November 4
(1)Bob
(1)Tony
Educational – Looking for Volunteer
November 11th
(1)Tyree
(2) Ciuin
(2) Kris
November 18th
(2) Nick
(2) Bob
(2) Dylan
November 25th – Off for Thanksgiving.
December 2nd
(2) Shannon
(2) Dylan
Educational- Need Volunteer
December 9th
(2) Tyree
(2) Dave
(2) Tony
Keep Writing, Penites.
Shannon
