Noble Pen Meeting

April 1, 2010
Happy Chef, 1906 Blairs Ferry Rd NE, Cedar Rapids

We have front row seats for this Theater of Mass Destruction. The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of ten buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges, and those buildings will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this because Tyler knows this.
–Fight Club

Victories

Dylan received a helpful rejection, which is beter than an unhelpful rejection and not as good as an unhelpful acceptance, and better than a hastily scribbled note hung on the door of a bed and breakfast in Saskatchewan.

Dylan also re-published his novel as an e-book. Mummy fetishists everywhere rejoice!

Ian is having his students critique is worksheets. Their critiques have included phrases such as “Reply Hazy, Try Agan” and “Outlook Not So Good.”

News

Jeff Somers has put up a youtube video about the average day in the life of a professional author.

Housekeeping

I could not get in contact with Ciuin about this week, so assuming she has a backlog of homework after her illness, I’m going to give Dylan a slot this week and put her on for the 8th.

Upcoming Schedule

Thursday, April 1st. Happy Chef.