Noble Pen Meeting
April 1, 2010
Happy Chef, 1906 Blairs Ferry Rd NE, Cedar Rapids
We have front row seats for this Theater of Mass Destruction. The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of ten buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges, and those buildings will be reduced to [...]
Noble Pen Meeting
March 25, 2010
Happy Chef, 1906 Blairs Ferry Rd NE, Cedar Rapids
“It is a little known fact the the so-called “Law of Gravity” was actually one of Sir Isaac “shecky” Newton’s best practical jokes, and it was such a wonderful knee-slapper that generations of teachers have devoted themselves to keeping the hoax alive. In [...]
Noble Pen Meeting
March 18, 2010
Happy Chef, 1906 Blairs Ferry Rd NE, Cedar Rapids
When asked, “How do you write?” I invariably answer, “one word at a time.”
–Stephen King
He’s an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth’s yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. [...]
Noble Pen Meeting
March 11, 2010
Happy Chef, 1906 Blairs Ferry Rd NE, Cedar Rapids
I didn’t get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone and West Germany.
–The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin
Bill: “I had a BM Stacker at Burger King once.”
Mike: “I think you mean a BK Stacker.”
Bill: “I stand [...]
